O, once there was a wicked, wicked man And Haman was his name, Sir. He would have murdered all the Jews, Though they were not to blame, Sir.
Chorus: Oh, today we’ll merry, merry be, Oh, today we’ll merry, merry be, Oh, today we’ll merry, merry be, And nosh some Hamantaschen.
And Esther was the lovely queen Of King A-ha-hash-ve-ros. When Haman said he’d kill us all Oh my, how he did scare us.
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But Mordecai her cousin bold, Said “What a dreadful chutzpah, If guns were but invented now, This Haman I would shoot, Sir.”
(chorus)
When Esther speaking to the King Of Haman’s plot made mention, "Ha, ha,” said he, “O, no he won’t! I’ll spoil his bad intention.”
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The guest of honor he shall be, This clever Mr. Smarty. And high above us he shall swing At a hanging party.
(chorus)
Of all his cruel and unkind ways This little joke did cure him. And don’t forget we owe him thanks For this jolly old feast of Purim.
(chorus)
A fortuitous message to those who are willing to heed. Mr. Smarty, the psychopathic megliomaniac - will never achieve the proxy power he fantasizes about.-- only Diane FEINSTEIN IS DELUSIONAL & gullible enough to believe the evil John "House of Saud" Brennan is a Patriot who Proudly carries the constitution in his inside jacket pocket. Anyone who worked for poppy bush is a criminal who should be incarcerated for crimes against humanity.
The Purim Song
ReplyDeleteO, once there was a wicked, wicked man
And Haman was his name, Sir.
He would have murdered all the Jews,
Though they were not to blame, Sir.
Chorus:
Oh, today we’ll merry, merry be,
Oh, today we’ll merry, merry be,
Oh, today we’ll merry, merry be,
And nosh some Hamantaschen.
And Esther was the lovely queen
Of King A-ha-hash-ve-ros.
When Haman said he’d kill us all
Oh my, how he did scare us.
(chorus)
But Mordecai her cousin bold,
Said “What a dreadful chutzpah,
If guns were but invented now,
This Haman I would shoot, Sir.”
(chorus)
When Esther speaking to the King
Of Haman’s plot made mention,
"Ha, ha,” said he, “O, no he won’t!
I’ll spoil his bad intention.”
(chorus)
The guest of honor he shall be,
This clever Mr. Smarty.
And high above us he shall swing
At a hanging party.
(chorus)
Of all his cruel and unkind ways
This little joke did cure him.
And don’t forget we owe him thanks
For this jolly old feast of Purim.
(chorus)
A fortuitous message to those who are willing to heed. Mr. Smarty, the psychopathic megliomaniac - will never achieve the proxy power he fantasizes about.-- only Diane FEINSTEIN IS DELUSIONAL & gullible enough to believe the evil John "House of Saud" Brennan is a Patriot who Proudly carries the constitution in his inside jacket pocket.
Anyone who worked for poppy bush is a criminal who should be incarcerated for crimes against humanity.